Where’s the money go?

Put simply,

A friend and I are trying to make a movie and we need your investment to do it.

What’s the movie?

It is a screwball comedy parodying all of the recent Oscar-bait race movies. It’s called Race: The Movie (it’s about race).

If Blazing Saddles were made in 2021 this would be it: throwback slapstick updated to fit our modern conversations, conventions, and culture.

(You can relax. My co-writer isn’t white).

Right now, we’ve been circulating the script to production companies and studios.

The response has been enthusiastic but no one has wanted to move forward with it. In other words, “We think it’s really funny. But we don’t want to be the ones to make it.”

So I invite the Internet to be part of its funding in this unconventional way, and make some money as you do.

I’m not trying to hawk BretCoin just to lounge around in my pj’s all day. I’m trying to use your investment to make something great and, in doing so, increase shareholder value.

If this sounds like something you’d want to see on screen,

Buy BretCoin.

And we’ll get it there.

Thank you for your time and (hopefully) investment.